Tyrus Thomas: One Big Useless
This post is dedicated to Tyrus Thomas. A gentleman, a scholar, and one helluva head scratcher. His tenure in Chicago is best described as one big tease, and if you were to privately ask Bulls’ personnel about Tyrus, you’d damn sure get a colorful answer.
The only reason i’m typing this is out of frustration. I wasted hours upon hours watching Thomas, seeing the potential while looking forward to watching him blossom before our eyes. It never happened until Thomas was traded to Charlotte where he’s now putting up 11 and 7 off the bench for Larry Brown. Where was this for the Bulls?
Unfortunately, we got the verbal idiocracy. We got the “idiot package” , void of his athleticism or defensive instincts. But if you want to hear about his most famous moment as a Chicago Bull, then keep on reading.
Thomas was being interviewed on his nomination for the Dunk Contest. Tyrus, being Tyrus, had his opinions:
“I’m just going to go out there, get my check and call it a day… I’m just into the free money. That’s it. I’ll just do whatever when I get out there.” (This attitude is part of why NBA players are wearing suits on the bench)
Now pardon me if I don’t think Thomas is consulted by Ari Fleischer….
“It was a miscommunication and understanding of words,” Thomas said. “I take it as a lesson learned. I hate that this happened. I don’t want to give a bad impression. I didn’t even think I said it in a way to make it be as if I was saying, ‘OK, I’m going out to get a check, and that’s it.’ I didn’t [want to make it] like that at all.”
Oh, alright.
“I’m just into the free money that’s it”
Yeah, taken out of context…
I know this post is random, and doesn’t really have any point to it, but what’s half the point of writing? To express a distinct feeling. And that distinct feeling is I hate Tyrus Thomas. He’s a classic example of how the modern NBA picks more on upside nowadays as opposed to proven success. Things may be shaking out correctly for Tyrus right now because of an injury to Gerald Wallace, but wait until he returns and Thomas is relegated to the bench. He’ll be a mirror-image of what he was here.
When that happens, I’ll be the first one to say “I told you so”.
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